Marry Woman Jokes

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

What is brown all around and looks good on a motorcyclist?

A coffin.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What does a half-dressed Sikh wear on his head?

A subturban!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a bowl of ramen noodles?

A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

Stupid Jokes More Stupid Jokes

What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop the Polish army on horseback?

Unplug the merry-go-round.

Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Billionaire Jokes More Billionaire Jokes

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.