Marry Woman Jokes

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Sole Mate Jokes More Sole Mate Jokes

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Who's there ! Czech ! Czech who ?

Czech before you open the door !

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

Czech Mate Jokes More Czech Mate Jokes

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do sick composers drink?

Tchai Tea

What do you like to drink?

Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop Iran from building a nuclear reactor?

Send them the Fine Brothers.

How do cheese strings work?

I started to laugh, but then I stopped. How do cheese strings work

Paralyse Jokes More Paralyse Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs