Marry Woman Jokes

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

How do you make a girl gain weight?

Marry her.

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

Paralyse Jokes More Paralyse Jokes

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

Billionaire Jokes More Billionaire Jokes

Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal?

He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal Why won't you just text him

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

How did the terrorist get into Czechoslovakia?

They didn't czech his papers.

What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Stupid Jokes More Stupid Jokes

What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

What do you call an Ethiopian with a dog?

Stupid.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the different between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag last longer in the cup

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

Sole Mate Jokes More Sole Mate Jokes

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

Prague Jokes More Prague Jokes

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.