Marry Woman Jokes

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

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Prague Jokes More Prague Jokes

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do toads drink ?

Croaka-cola !

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

Stupid Jokes More Stupid Jokes

What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn?

Running Stupid

What did the Polack and the Native American name their first kid?

Running Stupid

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Czech Mate Jokes More Czech Mate Jokes

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Why did Bobby Fischer marry a woman from Prague?

A: He was looking for a Czech mate.

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

What's the best part of living in Alabama?

You don't live in Mississippi.

What did the Mississippi girl say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me Daddy you're crushin' my cigarettes.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.