Marry Woman Jokes

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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How many married women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Yeah right, like married women ever screw anything other than poolboys.....

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Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

How do we know that the toothbrush was invented in Mississippi?

Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Czech Mate Jokes More Czech Mate Jokes

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

A: He wanted a Czech mate.

What do you call a Slavic spouse?

Czech-mate

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

Paralyse Jokes More Paralyse Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What movie was made when Hannibal lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

Billionaire Jokes More Billionaire Jokes

When can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire (Credit to Kevin Hart)

When can women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".