Minister Jokes

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

Coffee Mug

What happened when the cannibal ate a minister?

He got a taste of religion.

What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.