Curry Jokes

What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

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Why are doctors sued for malpractice at the beach?

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

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What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

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Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

World Jokes More World Jokes

Who is the smartest person in the world, doing the silliest thing right now?

Apparently, that's you.

What is the biggest ant in the world ?

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?

To see the chicken strip!!!