Curry Jokes

What's incredibly fast and smells like curry?

Usain Bolti.

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What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

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