Relocate Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?

When your nose touches the ceiling !

Corn Dog Jokes More Corn Dog Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Animal Shelter Jokes More Animal Shelter Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."