Relocate Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why couldn't the glue hold the walls together?

Because it wasn't ceiling.

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Why did the painter from Boston have trouble making friends?

He was way too autistic for his own good.

Sistine Chapel Jokes More Sistine Chapel Jokes

Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

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What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

Animal Shelter Jokes More Animal Shelter Jokes

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Corn Dog Jokes More Corn Dog Jokes

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.