Relocate Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

Why is it called the sistine chapel?

Because the cardinals like to be in something, that isn't eighteen yet.

Ceiling Jokes More Ceiling Jokes

How do you have a rave in Greece?

Blu-Tac a euro to the ceiling.

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

Animal Shelter Jokes More Animal Shelter Jokes

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Why couldn't Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?

Because the shelter was non prophet.

Corn Dog Jokes More Corn Dog Jokes

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

Why did the animal shelter relocate to Nebraska?

So they could make corn dogs.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How did Isis move from 5th wanted terrorist group to the most wanted terrorist group?

They cut a head

What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

Nebraska Jokes More Nebraska Jokes

What does the N on the Nebraska football helmet stand for?

Nowledge."

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

Why can't the Maple Leafs have any tea?

Because Boston has all the cups!