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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

Why are your eyes red?

Are you high! flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's "Love Story" in the car on the way over me: Yes

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Colombian Jokes More Colombian Jokes

Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

ShakiRA

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

What's up?

Not Egyptian Air

Datum Scientist Jokes More Datum Scientist Jokes

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

What does a data scientist do after an heavy lunch?

A pie shart.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Hard Time Jokes More Hard Time Jokes

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

His lips are moving.

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.