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What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

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Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

What do you call a chain of singing islands?

An acapellago.

Colombian Jokes More Colombian Jokes

Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

ShakiRA

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How do you know a presidential candidate is lying?

Their lips are moving.

Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?

The rest are hunting peckers.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

Hip Jokes More Hip Jokes

Why are hula dancers so pretentious?

Because their hips stir.

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Datum Scientist Jokes More Datum Scientist Jokes

What does a data scientist do after an heavy lunch?

A pie shart.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...