Colombian Jokes

What do you call an egyptian sun god with a colombian accent?

ShakiRA

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Which color do Colombian communists hate the most?

Greengos*

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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why dont Egyptian Chefs do well in the circus?

They always fal-afel off the tight rope.

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

Shaki Ra Jokes More Shaki Ra Jokes

Who is the most trustworthy lover?

Shakira. Her hips don't lie.

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...