How do you know when a blond is having a bad day?

Because a tampon is behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.