Bore Guy Jokes

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Organism Jokes More Organism Jokes

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many college guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer Natural Light

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.