Bore Guy Jokes

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

How good are you with Microsoft PowerPoint?

I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

How Many Martians Does It Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

How many Will Ferrell's does it take to change a light bulb?

One, AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!