Bore Guy Jokes

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

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The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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A d orbital

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Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

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Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

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What disease causes people to swear at the dinner table?

Gilles de la gourmette

Why can't the bishop walk straight?

Cause he can only move diagonally

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Why do white people like cheese so much?

Because they're made from cultures! Edit: Five BLM members disliked this post.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

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How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.