Bore Guy Jokes

How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One

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How many boring guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

Edit Jokes More Edit Jokes

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

Why shouldn't you laugh when a black man falls off his bike?

It could be your bike. EDIT: Spelling.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many existentialists does it take to change a light-bulb?

Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

none, its a hardware issue.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

Why don't cows hang out with camels?

They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

Organism Jokes More Organism Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish