Oreo Jokes

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

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Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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What do you call an angry white elephant that likes crushing donkeys and darker elephants?

Donald Trunk.

Why did the two boa constrictors get married ?

Because they had a crush on each other !sna

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

When is it okay to spit an arab woman in the face?

When her moustache is on fire!

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

What are the 2 numbers?

Her: 44&66 HARDER!

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

Where'd you go?

Him: "You meant with you "

White Boy Jokes More White Boy Jokes

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.