Oreo Jokes

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

You might also enjoy:

Bunk Bed Jokes More Bunk Bed Jokes

How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What u doing later?

Wife: That's not what I meant by pick up my towel. Just hand it to me, idiot.

What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the cheese cry?

It was degrating.

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

White Boy Jokes More White Boy Jokes

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What does a cannibal drink for breakfast?

A cup of Joe.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

Cw Jokes More Cw Jokes

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What a crazy weekend! Me: *takes a knee* CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.