Oreo Jokes

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

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Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

What is it called when your crush has a crush on you too?

Imagination.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Why did a man throw his breakfast out the window?

He was a cereal defenestrator.

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

What's the difference between an onion and an accordion?

A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you fit 3 babies in a bowl?

Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

Cw Jokes More Cw Jokes

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.