Oreo Jokes

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

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Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

Bunk Bed Jokes More Bunk Bed Jokes

How do you turn a bunk bed into two regular beds?

You debunk it.

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What did the mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

What's a racist photographer's favorite hobby?

Crushing the blacks.

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

What do you call one chickpeas smashing another?

Hummuscide... *italics* gentleman bows

What did the pianist do when someone smashed his piano?

He played many more pieces.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What is white and disturbs your breakfast?

An avalanche

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the water level in the pond rise?

Because the other fish were crying. Edit: *One of them dies.

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing