Oreo Jokes

What do you call 2 black people on a bunk bed?

An Oreo

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Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What does Michigan State football and Marijuana have in common?

They are both green and get smoked in bowls!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you"

White Boy Jokes More White Boy Jokes

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

they only had 2 trucks

Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why is he crying?

Me: That's a teardrop tattoo. 5: Oh. Did he shank someone in prison M: What 5: Remind him I want extra guacamole.

Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What do sick cannibals have for breakfast?

Vitamin bills!

What do you call breakfast?

Breaking fast yooo!

Crush Jokes More Crush Jokes

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.