Party Fowl Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the dog bring to party?

Wooffies!

How do you call a party with people who have epilepsy?

Foam fest

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck. ... with hiccups.

Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

Why aren't pigs invited to black tie events?

Haven't you ever seen pig's tie? It's filthy!

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.