Party Fowl Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

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Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

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What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ?

Buckle get you a drink but not much else !

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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

How do you end a party in a redneck trailer park?

Flush the punch bowl

Why is Valentine's Day the best day for a celebration?

Because you can really party hearty!

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans :-)

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Why should you always invite Amish people to a party?

They know how to raise the roof.