What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

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How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.