Larry Jokes

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

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Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

Jeez Jokes More Jeez Jokes

Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Iraqi Child Jokes More Iraqi Child Jokes

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What is she?

Me: A dog. Duh. Neighbor...