Larry Jokes

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

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Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

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Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the dog go to the hospital?

He was feeling ruff.

Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital?

Doctor Dolittle

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?

Vanderkron: I wouldn't go to these places no more!

Iraqi Child Jokes More Iraqi Child Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

They never stop to ask directions.

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

What happened after the man borrowed a sad movie from his friend?

He lost it.