Larry Jokes

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

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Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

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Dove Jokes More Dove Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

Yo Jokes More Yo Jokes

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow?

He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Jeez Jokes More Jeez Jokes

Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Iraqi Child Jokes More Iraqi Child Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

A: Because she had an interest in the principal.

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones