Larry Jokes

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

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Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

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Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What is the only difference between this year and last year?

A building in Dubai.

Jeez Jokes More Jeez Jokes

What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Iraqi Child Jokes More Iraqi Child Jokes

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

Dove Jokes More Dove Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup