Larry Jokes

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

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Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

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Iraqi Child Jokes More Iraqi Child Jokes

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

Jeez Jokes More Jeez Jokes

Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Yo Jokes More Yo Jokes

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

Dove Jokes More Dove Jokes

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

Loan Jokes More Loan Jokes

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

What would Game of Thrones be called if it was about ice cream?

Game of Cones If it was about sword sharpening: Game of Hones If it was just everyone playing Go: Game of Stones If everyone was single: Game of Alones If it was about balls: Game of Throwns If it was about spooky scary skeletons: Game of Bones If everyone used UAVs to fight: Game of Drones If everyone was a banker: Game of Loans If it was about breakfast foods: Game of Scones

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

How did I get here?

I'm sure my neighbors ask the same question every time they catch me in their house...taking a shower.

Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.