Larry Jokes

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

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Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

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Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

What's worse than being uncomfortable at the hospital?

Being made comfortable.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

Neighbor Jokes More Neighbor Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

Dove Jokes More Dove Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!"

What's a rabbi's favorite type of bar?

It's sure as hell not a bar-mitzvah, those things are expensive.