Larry Jokes

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

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Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

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What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a Malaysia Airline flight and Internet Explorer?

None. Eventually, both of them are gonna crash.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

How does a witch doctor ask a girl to dance ?

Voodoo like to dance with me '

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

Yo Jokes More Yo Jokes

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

Dove Jokes More Dove Jokes

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Jeez Jokes More Jeez Jokes

Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

What is Mary and Joesph's Favorite Snack?

Jeez-its

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Borrow Jokes More Borrow Jokes

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.