Larry Jokes

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

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Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

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What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

Jeez Jokes More Jeez Jokes

Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever !" - Larry, the worst astronaut

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Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

Yo Jokes More Yo Jokes

What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

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What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"