The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
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We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
Raisin' Bran.
Ben Ching.
The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)
Raisin Bran
Thanks for sediments
Thanks mum xD
She grew out of her B - shells!
Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.
Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
Tell them its almost over
Convincing the sound to get into your van.
A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.