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What's you experience with "Friends with benefits"?

The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.

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What do cannibal say when they say grace?

We thank you Lord for our daily dead!

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.

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2nd Jokes More 2nd Jokes

What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

Raisin Bran Jokes More Raisin Bran Jokes

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

What do you get when you dry out a Stark?

Raisin Bran

Thank Jokes More Thank Jokes

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments

What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity?

Thanks mum xD

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What do you do when you get into a fight with a group of clowns?

Go for the juggler. This is my favorite joke that I have read on here.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

Convince Jokes More Convince Jokes

How do you convince America to join a war?

Tell them its almost over

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

Fiber Jokes More Fiber Jokes

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

How did Eddard Stark get his daily recommended amount of fiber?

Raisin' Bran.