The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
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We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
Raisin' Bran.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.
Just run for office!
Voldemart.
An Opti-Mystic.
He didn't play well with udders.
Your mother!
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)
If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
A: Because she grew another foot.
Because they all live in de-nile...
Try to get a long well.
That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
2nd base.
