The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
Raisin' Bran.
To prevent bat breath!
You command vast powers beyond the scope of smaller minds, but to them all you do is wiggle your fingers and stuff just happens.
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
The Moo York Times
Because it's high in fiber! haha, I'll show myself out...
Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.
Because they're paid to.
Raisin Bran
raisin bran
They're more of a kids meal.
Thanks for the mammaries!
The Easter Bunana!
Marijuana
I've got some steak in it.
Geronimoo!"
