The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
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We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
Raisin' Bran.
Because they all live in de-nile...
To convince women sweeping was a sport.
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
Just run for office!
Udder chaos!
Burgertory
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
Because he "pulled a few strings"!
The crime rate.
Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!
Because there’s a Shortstop in between!
To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.
They're more of a kids meal.
The Daily Express.
Edamame.
They want to look like their mothers.