Davey Crocket Jokes

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What do you get when you drop a few ears of corn into a pie?

You get a cobbler!

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

What did Davy Crockett say when he showed up to the Alamo?

What are all these landscapers doing here?"

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was the Mexican called a paragraph?

Because he was to short to be called an essay

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a book club that has been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Daniel Boone Jokes More Daniel Boone Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop a Lion from charging?

have a successful dentistry practise.

Why did he cross back?

So he could charge the client for travel expenses.