Davey Crocket Jokes

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why was Jesus not Mexican?

No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico

What does an elderly Mexican have?

Senority

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie

Daniel Boone Jokes More Daniel Boone Jokes

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

How many ears does Daniel Boone have?

He's got a right ear, a left ear, and a frontier.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do you call the family members of the Force?

Force-kin My friend made this up today while talking about Star Wars.

What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

How does a penman make his living?

He charges a calligra-fee of course!

Concrete Jokes More Concrete Jokes

What do British people call concrete?

Arsephalt

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

Alamo Jokes More Alamo Jokes

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

Why were there 600 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 cars.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit Hole?

A Hot Cross Bunny

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.