Davey Crocket Jokes

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What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

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