Catholics acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle. Extra: What's the difference between Catholics and Lutherans? Catholics just acknowledge each other in the liquor aisle, Lutherans have a 15 minute conversation about booze.
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Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.
Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.
Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.
14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.
She was a roman catholic.
Nun
They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.
Because she can't even. I'll be over in /r/dadjokes if you need me.
SEVEN.
Notice me sin() !!!
A: The color.
You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.
Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!
She doesn't, she just holds it in the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
The balls are just for decoration.
bout tree fiddy.
