1. And they get 3 credits for it.
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A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Because the cow has the utter.
Because they literally can't even.
Not one of them uses a musket =( justsayian
Lawyer says: "1000 US dollars for 3 questions." Man: "Wow - so much! Isn't it a bit expensive " Lawyer: "Yes, what is your third question "
I don't know.
My ex wife.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
4. Prophet.
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Because the cow has the udder
Whodyanickabollockoff
1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.
The Tchernobyl cowboy.
Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
They stay with 3 ho's
3 blind mice.
He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap
A senior high school math problem.
One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.
1. Breast Cancer 2. Ovarian Cancer 3. Feminism
None, he fell.
3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
me *grabs hammer* *smashes college fund jar*
3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.
Polyarmory
1 figure, literally and figuratively.
An elephant with spare parts !el
The cow has the udder.
3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.
3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb
3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier.
Santa stops at 3 ho's
A milkshake What do you call a cow with no legs ground beef What do you call a cow with 3 legs lean beef
It's your dad.
Because he can't make 3's
3 sleeps 'til Christmas
Doesn't follow instructions very well.
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat
A water sprinkler.
The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.
1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise
2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high
A handicat
Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.
3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life
Santa has just 3 Ho's...
1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Me: So I look less tired. 3: Why are you tired Me: Because I'm a mom. 3: Why are you a mom Me: 3:
One for each of his hoes.
Because white girls cant even
1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM
A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.
Santa stops at 3 Ho's
A 3 legged cow
To get drunk
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
June, July, and August.
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
3-year-old: A cake. Wife: Where is it 3: You haven't made it yet.
Genesis 3.
Because off sequence, Yoda was.
3 Guys
A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."
A: Is it in.
About 3 replies in the top comment thread.
He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Because they can't even
They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas
Damn near a whole set of teeth.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.
They couldn't find a table.
Ground Beef What's a cow with two left legs Lean Beef What's a cow with two hind legs Sarah Palin
Lean beef.
Nothing, the pee is silent
Krakow
Anything you want they're not going to hear you.
Women's Sports.
By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."
No one should be that happy.
3-year-old: NOTHING! Phew! she's already a woman :-o
Not yet," she replied
Elephants Gerald
Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.
Kermit the frogs middle finger.
Kermit The Frog's fingers.
