What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas?

cancer.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

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What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto?

Tarzan.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"