Jungle bells.
Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.
Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees.
You can peel (peal) both of them.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
They don't have salons in the jungle !
What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?
Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"
WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.