What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song?

Jungle bells.

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What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

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What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

Why should you never play cards in the jungle?

Because of all the cheetahs

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How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.