Unwind Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What does a tree do when it goes on vacation?

It packs its trunk and leaves.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ?

Adore stands between us open up !

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

What do you call a kid with no arms or legs at the front door?

Matt.