Unwind Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why are Asians no good a football ( soccer) ?

Because whenever they get a corner they open a shop !

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door . You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

What's the easiest way to twist someone's arm?

Thalidomide

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !