Unwind Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What does a gift and a black man have in common?

White children get immense joy after tearing one open

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.