Unwind Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer

What is the easiest way to get a small fortune?

You start with a large one.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why do a lot of tech recruiters have herpes?

Because they look for contributors to open sores.

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

Where does Santa go on vacation?

North Pole-land

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.