Unwind Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

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Why are mummys scared of vacation?

They're afraid to unwind.

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Which program do Jedis use to open PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi.

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What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the easiest way to get the chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Vacation Jokes More Vacation Jokes

What do you call a terrorist on vacation?

Aloha ackbar

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

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What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.