Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

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Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

What does an orphan get for Christmas?

Really lonely.

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Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

What do you call a woman who rents out hot dogs?

Lisa Frank