Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

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Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

What did one orphan say to the other?

Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".