Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

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What do orphans get at Christmas?

Lonely.

How did the orphans in Oliver Twist communicate with each other?

Through *more*se code!

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.