Tenant Jokes

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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What do you call two ants running away?

Antelope!

What do you call ants in your syrup?

Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend

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What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

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What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

What do you call a group of security guards in front of a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why can't you find pirates in Kansas?

They all live in Arkansas

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.