Tenant Jokes

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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cavemen drag their women by the hair if the dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with mud.

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What do you call a group of girls all named Paige?

A chapter.

What do you call a group of kids?

a migraine

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Where does Joseph Kony train his soldiers?

Arizona

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Ant Jokes More Ant Jokes

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

What do you call an ant from overseas ?

Impartant

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

Salute Jokes More Salute Jokes

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?

Because the label said General Foods.

Occupy Jokes More Occupy Jokes

Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth?

A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the blonde joke list.

Why did the soldier salute the occupied restroom?

There was a loo tenant inside.

Rent Jokes More Rent Jokes

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.