Tenant Jokes

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

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How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

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What do you call a group of militant feminists?

A Militia Etheridge

What do you call a group of disorganized cats?

A cat-tastrophe.

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What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

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How big was the ant when it knocked over the table?

giANT!!

What did the ant say when he walked into the insurance office?

Insure ants?

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What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

sorry this is only a four star hotel.

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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What happened when the two angels got married?

They lived harpily ever after!

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required