Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

Why did the man get a job as a horse handler?

He wanted stable employment

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How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

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How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant?

Hey dude, you're outta sight!

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What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"