Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

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What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

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What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"

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What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"