Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

How can you tell that a black person used your computer?

It's gone.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

2014 Jokes More 2014 Jokes

What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"