Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

Why do Apes like tall buildings?

They want to climb the heights of the business world!

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

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How will you escape?

Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination

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Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

What was the catchiest thing of 2014?

Ebola