Month Ago Jokes

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

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How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun. You hold his trunk until he turns blue, then you shoot him with the blue elephant gun Edit: My 5 year old nephew loves this joke.

Why are ducks funny?

Cause they be quacking jokes

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

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Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

Why was 11 afraid of 12?

Because 12 13 14!

What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

How did Kim Jong-Il begin his audio autobiography?

Dear Reader"

What is the question?

Does Wagner begin with a "V"

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!