Month Ago Jokes

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

Why do black men hate posting on reddit?

Because they can't deny that their comment was the parent.

What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg?

I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Why are there no awards for excellence in betas?

Because no one wants to be the master beta tester.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What do you call a cab driver who lost his brakes?

A screwdriver

Begin Jokes More Begin Jokes

Why should you never tell jokes on the ice?

The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

When does feminism end?

When Islam begins.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What Do You Call A Story About A Broken Pencil?

Pointless

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Which is Reddit's favourite element?

M'lybdenum.

What is the only thing standing between me and being rich?

I haven't hit Reddit gold yet.

License Jokes More License Jokes

What driver doesn't have a license?

A screwdriver

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.