Month Ago Jokes

What do you award to someone who comments in a thread from a month ago?

Reddit Old

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A few months ago

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

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Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do the janitors clean the Reddit office with?

Derpentine.

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?

Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

Thread Jokes More Thread Jokes

What's a pirates favorite type of thread?

Yaaaaarn.

What are some of the best comments on threads?

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License Jokes More License Jokes

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Which one!?

I mean let me see your license

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler