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A few months ago
Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.
A screwdriver
Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
Because he got an award for revvin' it.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
His first mate
A: It loses its cool.
They were both driving their cars at the time !
He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
The night before a test.
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
The story grows on you.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.
