What did one cow say to the other?

Just the udder day!

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

What do you get if you cross a cow a french fry and a sofa?

A cowch potato!