How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

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Why do white girls always travel in odd numbers?

They can't even

Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

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Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory?

At the crust station.