How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

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Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

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What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.