How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

How do crabs leave the hospital?

On crotches...