Jalapeno Jokes

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

What is it Johnny?

Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics " "No, why " "She's outside, under a bus"

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Which boxer did Darth Vader put his money on in the fight?

The Thai fighter

Why was the physics teacher and the biology teacher always fighting?

They didn't have any chemistry.

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

How do you make a honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone without dressing.

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as a choir boy!

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

What would you say to a rocket shaped infant?

Baby, You're a Firework"