Jalapeno Jokes

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

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Why is a nosey pepper so annoying?

He's jalapeno business

What do you get when you have a nosey pepper?

It gets jalapeo business.

Hot Pepper Jokes More Hot Pepper Jokes

Why are hot peppers so nosey?

cause they're jalapeno business

What do you call a hot pepper with nothing inside it?

A hollowpeno

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do cannonballs do when they fall in love?

They make bbs

What's the difference between a tease, a love, and a lust?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Jalapeno Business Jokes More Jalapeno Business Jokes

Why are some chillies nosy?

They're jalapeno business

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

What do you call a fight between two dairy products?

A fromage fray.