Jalapeno Jokes

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

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jalapeno business!

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeo business

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What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business!

Why is a nosey pepper so annoying?

He's jalapeno business

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It's finger licking good.