Jalapeno Jokes

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

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They get Jalapeno business!

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He's jalapeno business

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They get jalapeo business. :)

What do you call a nosy pepper?

jalapeno business!

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