Jalapeno Jokes

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

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What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

Jalapeno Business Jokes More Jalapeno Business Jokes

What does a nosey pepper do?

Gets jalapeno business!

What do you call a nosy pepper?

jalapeno business!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

did you know the first French fries weren't cooked in France?

they were cooked in Greece

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

Nosy Pepper Jokes More Nosy Pepper Jokes

What do nosy peppers do?

They get jalapeo business. :)

What do you call a nosy pepper?

jalapeno business!

Z Jokes More Z Jokes

Why are X and Y fascist letters?

Because they're not Z's!

What did N say to Z?

Stand up!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now