Jalapeno Jokes

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

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When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet?

I don't know but it's e-nourmous.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why doesn't the KKK like Halloween?

Too many spooks.

How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky?

pumpkin

Nosy Pepper Jokes More Nosy Pepper Jokes

What do you call a nosy pepper?

jalapeno business!

What do nosy peppers do?

They get jalapeo business. :)

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What do you call two Mexicans in the back of a fire truck?

Jose and Hose B

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.