Jalapeno Jokes

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

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What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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cause they're jalapeno business

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They get Jalapeno business!

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Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)