Jalapeno Jokes

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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What do you calla nosy pepper?

Jalapeno business

Why do you hate a nosey pepper?

Cuz he's jalapeno .business

What do nosey peppers do?

They get Jalapeno business!

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Cool Jokes More Cool Jokes

Why did Prince William lose his cool?

He wasn't properly heir conditioned.

Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What do you call a Parrot that loves maths and hates food?

a polynomeal

What's the thin line between love and hate?

A condom.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

Nosy Pepper Jokes More Nosy Pepper Jokes

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeo business

What do nosy peppers do?

They get jalapeo business. :)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps