Main Difference Jokes

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What do you do when a Chihuahua sneezes?

Get a small hankie!

Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

Nihilism Jokes More Nihilism Jokes

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Which do you light first?

The match

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

Maine Jokes More Maine Jokes

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

Flannel Shirt Jokes More Flannel Shirt Jokes

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

Famous Black Guy Jokes More Famous Black Guy Jokes

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ...

What's the difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself ...

Moose Jokes More Moose Jokes

What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican?

A Mexican moose

What do you call a moose with no name?

Anonymoose