Main Difference Jokes

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ...

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Moose Jokes More Moose Jokes

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

What do you call a moose with no name?

Anonymoose

Maine Jokes More Maine Jokes

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

What state did the programmer start her road trip in?

Maine

15 Jokes More 15 Jokes

How many Anime characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only 1, but it takes them 15 episodes to do it.

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

Robert K Jokes More Robert K Jokes

What's the difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself ...

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ...

Pronunciation Jokes More Pronunciation Jokes

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

What do you do in your free time?

I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What do you call a road that doesn't care about anyone?

A psycho-path.

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

What do you call cows with 2 legs?

Lean beef. bonus: What do you call cows with no legs Ground beef.

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children