Main Difference Jokes

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

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What's the main difference between light and hard?

I can go to sleep with a light on

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ...

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How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

A: The thesaurus.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Chihuahua Jokes More Chihuahua Jokes

What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?

A tennis ball!

Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

Pronunciation Jokes More Pronunciation Jokes

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What's the difference between a motivational speaker and a baseball player?

The baseball player has all of its limbs.

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why do most chicken coups have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, it'd be considered a chicken sedan!

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

German Shepherd Jokes More German Shepherd Jokes

What did the German Shepherd say at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Maine Jokes More Maine Jokes

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.

Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.