Nihilism Jokes

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

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How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Main Difference Jokes More Main Difference Jokes

What's the main difference between Kim and Robert K?

Robert didn't get a famous black guy off all by himself ...

What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What happens if I put a vial in another vial and then in another vial?

It doesn't matter.

What did the nihilist say to the physicist?

Nevermind, it doesn't really matter.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.

How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.