Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What's the difference between a white girl who likes to tan and a burger?

They both need to be flipped every 10 mins, but only one turns pink when its done.

Ditch Jokes More Ditch Jokes

What gets longer the more you cut it at both ends?

A ditch.

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Blinker Jokes More Blinker Jokes

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.