Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red. :

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What's it called when Batman ditches church?

Christian bail.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

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Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.