Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

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What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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Hand her a shovel

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What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

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Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.

Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.