Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

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Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery?

To win dough.

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?

A: To turn the blinker off.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

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Why did the blonde take a right into the ditch?

A: Her blinker was on.

What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.