Space Party Jokes

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

What would a midget be jealous of at a little kid?

The kid is over 5 feet tall.

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What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is plastic and dangerous for your kids to play with, the other holds your groceries

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

Plan Et Jokes More Plan Et Jokes

How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

Planet Jokes More Planet Jokes

What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What did earth say to the other planet?

You guys have no life!"

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream?

Shocklate.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why don't they have a concert on the moon?

No atmosphere

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.