Space Party Jokes

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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he raps his presents

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They planet. (Plan-et)

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