Space Party Jokes

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

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How do you have a party in outer space?

A: You plan-et.

How do astronauts plan a party?

They planet. (Plan-et)

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Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

What dressing would you like on your salad?

Me: Ice cream

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What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

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Why can't you have a party on the moon?

There's just no atmosphere

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Hey, wanna hear a joke?

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What holds the moon up?

A: Moonbeams.

What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.