Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

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Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

How does a vampire enter his house?

Through the bat flap.

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Who do you save?

America. Keep right on going and don't stop.