Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

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What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

One has culture.