Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

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What's the correct what to enter a Henry VIII convention?

You just Amblein.

Why did the Earth suddenly enter a manic episode then go back to a depressive episode?

Because it's bipolar.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why is it "canceled" in America, but "cancelled" in England?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.