Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

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What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Why so down?

Aquaman: People think I'm not a real superhero. I'm tired of being walked all over. *Jesus enters Aquaman: Dammit!

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Why do pill bottles have cotton in them?

To remind blacks in America that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.

Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

Mmmm. Move Over."