Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

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What did the dragon say as he entered the party?

Hey, how are you *Alduin*

How do you enter a brothel in Westeros?

Through the Hodor!

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

What's the difference between a star and America?

The star has a bright future.