What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

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What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

How did he do that?

I dropped it on his head.

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How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin?

By looking over your shoulder.

Why do Australians have a well balanced walk?

They've a chip on both shoulders