What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What's the difference between a radical and a moderate Muslim?

A radical Muslim wants to cut your head off, but a moderate Muslim the radical Muslim to cut your head off. Bye.

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How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!