What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

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Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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What did one cookie say to the other cookie ?

You've got a chip on your shoulder. What did the deer say to the bear Your unbearable

What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.