What was the executioner's favorite shampoo?

Head and shoulders.

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Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

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What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

How can you tell when a white guy is about to tell a joke?

He glances over his shoulder.