Wildling Jokes

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

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Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

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Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

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North of the Wal-Mart

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Because it's wal-mart.

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because there is a target in every corner.

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What is a red haired persons favorite alcohol?

Ginger Ale

Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.