Wildling Jokes

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

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Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

What's Jon Snow's favorite children's book?

Where The Wildlings Are

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What's a ginger's favorite drink?

Ginger ale!

What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.