Wal Jokes

Where do Wildlings get their clothes?

North of the Wal-Mart

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Why was the wall in a store?

Because it's wal-mart.

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Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

Where should you go if you lost a corner?

To the Eagles, they can get corner-backs.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What does a pencil have in common with marijuana?

If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.

What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

Iran Jokes More Iran Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What's one thing today that women are better at than men compared to the 1800's?

Gold digging

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Afghanistan Jokes More Afghanistan Jokes

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

because of the tally-ban

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.