Cruise Ship Jokes

Why don't black people go on cruise ships?

They aren't gonna fall for that one again.

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Why do you never see black people on cruise ships?

Because they won't fall for the same trick twice

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Why don't black people get on cruise ships?

They're not falling for that again.

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Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool?

Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"

How do you get 30 drunk Americans out of the pool?

Allahu Akhbarrrr"

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?

Because they're two-tired.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Trick Jokes More Trick Jokes

Why is grandpa fine with performing tricks, but gets mad if you ask grandma?

It took him forever to get her off that street corner.

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags?

So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop.