Punt Jokes

What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did the baker rob the bank?

He needed the dough.

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an erection and a Camaro?

I don't have a Camaro....

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Why couldn't anyone catch the hippie?

He was way to high, man.

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

What do you call an Irish gangster that all living systems strive for?

X /r/ScienceJokes) Homie O'Stasis.

Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What rhymes with left and means steal?

theft

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime