Punt Jokes

What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...

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Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

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What's the difference between autumn and fall?

The twin towers didn't autumn

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

What currency do they use in space?

Star Bucks.

Why did the Irish call their currency the "Punt" ?

Because it rhymes with Bank Manager

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Where does a river keep it's money?

At the bank.

What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change"

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ?

Alf all if you don't catch me!

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish thief?

Nick McGuinness.

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What is Brown and rhymes with Snoop?

Dr. Dre, of course.

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word