Capitalist Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand?

His left one

What do you call a well read/researched Bernie Sanders supporter?

Not a Bernie Sanders supporter.

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

What do you call a Communist Mexican?

A Gaucho Marxist

Profiterole Jokes More Profiterole Jokes

What's a businessman's favourite dessert?

Profiteroles!

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

Ussr Jokes More Ussr Jokes

Who's there ! Bjork ! Bjork who ?

Bjork in the USSR !

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

Low Case Letter Jokes More Low Case Letter Jokes

Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?

Because they aren't capitalist

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

How many psychologist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you

How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb?

Sikhs.