Capitalist Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

How do you know all Bernie Sanders' supporters are Harry Potter fans?

They all dress like Dobby.

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their parents?

roommates

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Whats the most stupid thing you've seen a Bernie Sanders supporter do?

Vote for Bernie in a primary.

Folder Jokes More Folder Jokes

Where's that?

Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'

What folder do emails from histrionic venture capitalists go in?

deleted

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How is my wife doing?

Doctor: I'm so sorry. The accident has left her in a vegetative-like state and I don't think she'll ever recover. She can barely move her limbs, if at all, and will be confined to a bed or wheelchair without the ability to ever walk again. You'll need to care for her 24/7, clothe her, feed her, bathe her, and she'll have no control of her bladder or bowels. Again, I'm so, so, sorry... ..... ..... ..... Just kidding! She's dead.

What do you call the secret Eskimo organization that controls the world?

The Igloominati.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get if you mix..... Mexicans with Samoans?

Some mo Mexicans!

Why is it bad to mix Islam and Hinduism?

Because you might get Sikh

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call an arranged marriage between two communists who don't like each other?

A so-be-it union.

What do you get when you cross a cartoon character and a Communist?

Mickey Mao.

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

Why is it deleted?

Deleted

What's an ig?

A snow house with no dumper. I'm so sorry. Deleting my account.