Capitalist Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

What's a businessman's favourite dessert?

Profiteroles!

Low Case Letter Jokes More Low Case Letter Jokes

Why did the USSR have so many lower case letters?

Because they aren't capitalist

How do you know your S&amp?

M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.

Bernie Sander Jokes More Bernie Sander Jokes

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

How do Itallian chefs swap emails?

By spaghett-e-mail!

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What's Bernie Sanders favorite Christmas Carols?

deck the halls with boughs of free cash

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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What does disappointment feel like?

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