Capitalist Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What's a businessman's favourite dessert?

Profiteroles!

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do you call wood-smoothing equipment that's hot to the touch?

Bernie Sanders

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow?

Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both "dead."

Earn Jokes More Earn Jokes

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

Control Jokes More Control Jokes

What's the difference between In-n-Out Burger french fries and League of Legends?

I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino?

Well hell-if-i-know!

Bernie Sander Jokes More Bernie Sander Jokes

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...