Capitalist Jokes

What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

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What do capitalists and conspiracy theorists have in common?

They are both controlled by little green men.

How much for this remote controlled alien?

Sir, that's Stephen Hawking."

Email Jokes More Email Jokes

What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

Why couldn't the depressed person get his email?

He had a bad Outlook.

Profiterole Jokes More Profiterole Jokes

What's a capitalist's favourite dessert?

PROFITeroles. Bad, I know.

What's a businessman's favourite dessert?

Profiteroles!

Communist Jokes More Communist Jokes

What do you call a communist who's also a good sniper?

a Marxman

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

Conspiracy Theorist Jokes More Conspiracy Theorist Jokes

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

Delete Jokes More Delete Jokes

How did Ellen Pao get her job as CEO or Reddit?

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What did the mod say to the other?

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Bernie Sanders Jokes More Bernie Sanders Jokes

What do you call a capitalist Bernie Sanders?

Earning Sanders.

Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.