What did Thomas Jefferson grow?

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What did the creepy scientist say to his new creepy wife?

Let's grow MOLD together!

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

What do priests and zits have in common?

They bost bust on 12 year Olds faces