What did Thomas Jefferson grow?

Old.

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What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

a SAIYANtist!

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?

The baby grows up and learns to stop crying.

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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Seven one to change and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.