Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.
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Because they were cutting corners.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Carl gets shot in the face.
Too much work.
Canteloupe
You don't. The police shoot you.
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Trans-Fender.
I don't care. You pick
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
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None. They're too afraid of the electricity.
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
Need to know ASAP.
They're always looking for some sort of change!
One. We are efficient and don't like humour.
Juan
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Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.
Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
None. Darkness foreverrrr!
None. They don't believe in a higher power.
Because the only constant is change.
They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.
Reptile disfunction
They both can't make any change
None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.
Because their Zoos ran out of room.
Well it depends on what you mean by change.
Ereptile dysfunction
Do you have a ticket for that?
None, Mexicans do it for them.
Lulz!!! etc etc etc :-D
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They're afraid of change.
Two! one to change the light bulb and the other to rotate the universe!
None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.
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Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.
Just one. All he has to do is hold it in place while the world revolves around him.
Intersect it with a plane.
Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?
NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)
One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.
They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason
Honestly Im not sure, they havent got back to me yet. It's been 3 weeks.
Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him
are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.
Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
None. They prefer to cry in the dark.
it's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.
TRANSportation
More guns!
None, they just hire a mexican to do it.
Still, water.
None, they just make the nepalese do it.
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
None. They live in eternal darkness.
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
three, but they're really one
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
Change for a buck.
A reptile dysfunction.
A woman changes hers more often.
Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party
Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.
Toucan
Five six seven eight!
5/3. The same amount as for whites.
Whats the point? 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
Zero. They don't exist.
Sikhs.
Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
None, they arrest the room because it's black.
You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!
Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.
Just one. But it takes about 8-10 visits.
The lightbulb works fine...
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
A Brazillion!!!
None. They like it on the dark side.
Don't be stupid, rioters can't change anything.
Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.
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You don't know man, you weren't there!
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.
Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.
Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.
None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.
Nothing.
Doesn't matter how many femenists try, they can't change anything. Alternatively, they just hold it up and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
That's not funny.
None, they don't use light bulbs. They live in caves and use no forms of artificial energy because they wouldn't want to be perceived as hypocrites or morons.
Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
Did they jerk one off into the center of my cupcake
Understandabull
He forgot his Loggins
Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.
A PARTY SPLUNGE!
They remove all attachments.
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.
The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."
A Freudian slip.
A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.
Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.
logic
Red paint.
Crimea River
