Change Why do we need change (It's cool, I go to a Lutheran church)
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13. Number 9 will shock you!
To change his jockeys.
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I'm not sure, It's always changing.
because he changed the light bulb before it was cool
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !
None... they just shoot the room for being black.
A: It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it
A: Change it to what
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Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years
Idk how You've obviously never changed one.
Because they spend too much time changing.
A: A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
He liked to chop and change !
It was too bright in here anyway.
why don't we have both
The changing rooms !
0, the light bulb has to want to change itself.
A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
Church
Because it involves changing sides halfway through.
Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.
A: Change.
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
Zero. They just keep praising and negging it, and then get upset when it doesn't screw.
You are the banner of my existence.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
A: Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Because they immediately see something about you they can change.
Put it in a square cup
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One. Apparently she will screw anything.
Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.
Two at most.
Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.
A: One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work.
Violent revolutions never change anything.
You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!
Seven. It *has* to be seven.
one actually fights for change
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
Me, and only me!
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !
None. We pay a German to do it.
Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.
One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
They change into brrrrrro's.
Only one... but it will take a few episodes. The lightbulb saga
Won.
More guns.
A nickeless cage.
Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
They can't change anything lol
They both ask for change and never get any.
A: None. They haven't got a policy on that.
Only one but it takes eight million years.
To get to the other side.
Why does it have to be a group activity
A: None. The sockets all went with the house.
CHANGE !
They can't make change.
Changing attire.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
One. ###And it's NOT funny!!!
Twenty-one.
If this gets 500 upvotes i'll tell you!
Who wants to know
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
I already changed my Facebook relationship status for you.
All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.
To change sides.
Not all of them.
Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful
You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.
They're all too afraid of change.
One to change the lightbulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
Who's asking
None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
Look a squirrel!
Yarn.
We're on our sixth.
What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
None, because they can't change anything.
10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.
Let's go fishing
Five, one to change it, and four to dance around for no fucking reason.
There's really no sure way to know.
The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.
I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
because Mace Windu nuffin
The patients are the ones who eventually get better and get to go home.
I can clearly see ur nuts.
Answer: That's the lost one right there.
9/11
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
Faithbook
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
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Because time was always running out.
It was just a matter of time.
