Five, one to change it, and four to dance around for no fucking reason.
None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.
Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."
Because they got no body to dance with!
Dewalts
About 5000 miles.