Five, one to change it, and four to dance around for no fucking reason.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
Change Whatever do you mean, *change*
Because hardly any of them know how to dance.
Because they got no body to dance with!
About 5000 miles.