Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
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Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
To get to the other side
To get to the other side!
Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.
None, they just beat the room for being black
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.
None. According to Trump, they outsourced it to India & China.
A what?
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Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.
TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING.
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
None, we just swap out your whole house
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Only one but 200 applied for the job.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
None. They'll sit in the dark and blame the Jews
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
Should it really be a lightbulb
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!
None. It will happen itself.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.
How many did it take last year
None. It will change when the fire nation attacks
None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.
None They don't make Pampers small enough.
None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
None--He'll only promise "change."
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Toucan
None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
You can't tell it's in the dark
You will find out when the light comes on.
All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.
5/3. The same amount as for whites.
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
None if nobody's looking.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Need to know ASAP.
Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."
Just one. To threaten suicide if you don't change it for him/her.
All of them.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
One Brazillion.
Third as many as for a regular bulb.
Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
None. They just move out of the house.
Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff
None. They prefer Natural Light.
None cuz it's already lit af
One. But he gets three hours credit.
None, the changes necessary will come from within.
None, change comes from within.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
13\. Number 9 will shock you!
You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!"
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
CHANGE !
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.
None that's a hardware problem
I don't know... it keeps changing.
They had a reptile dysfunction.
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
Let's go ride bikes!
1 or 2? 1... or 2?
A Brazilian
Don't look at me I'm changing!
Are you surebert?
This is a joke I came up with. Q: How many religious people does it take to change a light bulb? A: There's no need to change it when you can easily convince everyone that it still works, but they've gone blind.
He had a *lovely finish*.
The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
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It doesn't work.
jahbless
That will be the paper jamming again!"
They both came in a little behind.
One.
30 because that's peasants work.
You switch the 'n' with 'q'.
You turn me on."
Well they deleted
It pains them to have standards.
