How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean