How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

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What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots