How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

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When do spare parts from Japanese cars start falling out of the sky?

When it's raining Datsun cogs.

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.