How do rain drops marry?

They coalesce

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Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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Which wrestler's weakness is the rain?

Dwayne Johnson

Why do soccer players not play in the rain?

It makes their makeup run.