What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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Why did the lizard go on a diet ?

It weighed too much for its scales !

Where do you weigh a whale?

At a whale weigh station