Light Blue Jokes

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

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What do you call 2 Nuns & a Cheerleader?

2 Tightends & a Wide Reciever

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many ADD/ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb?

Wanna go ride bikes

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

Police Glow Worm Jokes More Police Glow Worm Jokes

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm?

He has a flashing light.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-un.

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

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What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

What's the difference between a mouse and a rat?

A: 1 has a less likely chance of survival in the dog pound

Native Jokes More Native Jokes

What do you call a Native family reunion?

An alcoholics anonymous meeting.

What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.