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What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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What's blue and doesn't weigh much?

Light blue

What's blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow?

Hi brow

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

How does every black joke start?

By looking over your shoulder!

Native Jokes More Native Jokes

What do you call a Native family reunion?

An alcoholics anonymous meeting.

What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

Weigh Jokes More Weigh Jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

What weighs 15,000 pounds and combs her red hair with a fork?

Princess Arielephant

Blue Light Jokes More Blue Light Jokes

What's a Native's 2 favourite colours?

Blue and Blue Light.

How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm ?

it has a blue light !

Pregnant Lady Jokes More Pregnant Lady Jokes

Why did a pregnant lady walk into Jimmy Johns?

They promised freaky fast delivery

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

What is the difference between Donald and a peace of sh..?

NOTHING....!!!