Ouch, that Hertz!"
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Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
It's a shifty business.
The power is on and you're connected to the internet.
A Dell.
faceBAWK!
guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls
Batman can go to the store without robin'
IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES
He was running a trap house.
Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel
I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational.
They both have 3 balls and 2 strikes.
Toof Hurty.
Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
