Monitor Jokes

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Store Jokes More Store Jokes

Where do geneticists store vegetables?

In the CRISPR drawer

How long did it take the fish to go to the store?

salmon or eight minutes.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

Who is driving?

A cop.

Internet Jokes More Internet Jokes

Why did North Korea lose Internet?

Because they switched to Comcast.

What does Gandhi not like on the Internet?

Salt

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Request Jokes More Request Jokes

When Does This White Privilege Thing Kick In?

Do I have to ask them to resend the authentication email, update my address or do I have to go to my local white privilege depot to request the trial edition of white privilege before I get the real thing?

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!