Blackbeard Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Mormon cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

Indicate Jokes More Indicate Jokes

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.