Blackbeard Jokes

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Why can't pirates play any card games?

Because someone's always on the deck!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

Treasure Jokes More Treasure Jokes

Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

What's a police officers favorite console?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy. :D

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

Why was Sir Isaac Newton buried at Westminster Abbey?

Because he was dead.