Detonate Jokes

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

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A dislocated hipster.

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He looked a little blue

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What's a cokeheads favorite TV show?

Whose Line is it Anyway

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So they can also see the front lines.

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When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

Where do terrorists go to have a drink?

Allahuak Bar

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

What did the farmer say when he found dynamite in one of his cows?

This is a bomb in a bull.

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.