Detonate Jokes

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

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Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur???

Allahsaurus!

Why are Muslims so violent?

Because I slam.

Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What did I do when I had a bomb strapped to me chest?

Iran

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

Pre Jokes More Pre Jokes

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a French sandal?

Philippe Flop!

How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

7 Jokes More 7 Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

Why was 6 scared?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.