Snow Man Jokes

What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls

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What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

What is the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snowballs

Why cant you suprise a snow man?

Because its an inanimate object.

What's the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls.

What did one Snow Man say to the other?

Hey, you smell carrots

How did the snow man get to school?

He took his icicle

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ?

A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

How many Chinese men does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno, ask the Kids.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots?

bunny farts

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

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What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man?

A door to door salesman!

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What's a let down Chinese lobster called?

A crushed asian

What do you call a chinese Jehovah's witness?

Ding Dong

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How do you recognize a rich ethiopian?

He only wears Rolex around his waist.

Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

What's the last thing you want to hear while using a urinal?

nice watch"