Snow Man Jokes

What's the difference between a snow man and a snow woman?

Snow balls

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What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

What is the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snowballs

Why cant you suprise a snow man?

Because its an inanimate object.

What's the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snow balls.

What did one Snow Man say to the other?

Hey, you smell carrots

How did the snow man get to school?

He took his icicle

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

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He's snowed in.

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Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!

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By icicle.

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By icicles

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Hi Ping

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Why aren't snowmen called snow women?

Because they're in the kitchen melting.

Why does it take longer to make a snow woman than a Snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.