They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A tard time
None. Light bulbs don't change anything.
An idle worshiper.
Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.
Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans
Nothing, because cats don't speak.
If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.
A laplander !
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Just say "shoe".
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A slippery slope.
Darth Vader.
A tooter
Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Firefighter.
Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"
A Chipmonk.
A Pastatute
Nobody knows
A nomad.
Damn it!
A no-brainer
Everyone knows that the person who gave you the gift is Santa.
Because they can't hold it for the next person.
Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
They're both only three fifths of a person
Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!
PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.
Because it needs bailing out.
When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."
Tour-ettes :)
A college student.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running
Student: A teacher!
RIP my E-brake
A Doctor.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
A Redditor.
Morgue Attendant
And what is the person inside to say "who is it "
The person who shouted "Give me an L!"
because they're still alive.
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!
A) NapKin
A Happy Medium. Sorry, a played around with the wording of this a lot and couldn't find anything better. Please suggest a better phrasing.
Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here
The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.
An American plantation.
Bilingual What do you call someone who speaks 3 languages? Trilingual. What do you call someone who speaks only 1 language? American.
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Freeze a jolly good fellow
I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.
BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*
His toga size went from L to XL.
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
Chernobyl fallout.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
A full set of teeth
