What did the physicists say when he accidentally broke his resistor?

my ghosh

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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

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What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

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What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.